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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3662 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9599 |
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!