join us if you wanna be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one accused of espionage or something equally ridiculous. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this chaos. so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the drama unfold!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!
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Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!
Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds! Or how about the time when a group of villagers declared war on the chickens for stealing their crops? It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. Imagine riding a giant spider into battle against a horde of creepers, or teaming up with a pack of wolves to take down a rogue Enderman. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a player who has a wild story about their last sexual encounter. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual coworkers about their trash talk and disability accusations. Will you stand up for yourself like this brave player did, or will you choose to take the high road and ignore the haters? The choice is yours on our server!
And who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a ghostly Leah haunting the virtual aisles of our home improvement store. Will you sign her ghostly sympathy card or continue to stand your ground? The possibilities are endless on our server!
Join now for a workplace experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
Welcome to ProMC!
Dive into a world where your imagination is the limit, and every block is a story waiting to unfold. ProMC is not just a server; it’s a community, a playground, a place where you can forge your own path and create lasting memories.
Explore vast landscapes Craft to your heart’s content Engage in thrilling adventures Meet players from around the globe
Join us now and start your ProMC journey today!
We can’t wait to see the mark you leave on ProMC. Let the adventure begin!
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Currently in development, it is a Minecraft server with Skywars and Skyblock game modes. Join our Discord server for more information:
https://discord.gg/86ptG9bjH3
65.109.114.82:27592
? | Military Political Minecraft is a new generation of military-political servers with its own characteristics and subtleties.
✨ | Build and develop your state: become the ruler of a powerful empire, solve economic issues, develop infrastructure and manage the fate of your nation.
? | Take part in military conflicts: form your army, plan attack and defense tactics, wage epic battles with other states and conquer territories.
?⚖ | Carry out policies: conclude treaties and alliances, enter into diplomatic negotiations, create sanctions and agreements with other states.
? | In addition to all this, we offer an active community where you can communicate with like-minded people, share your achievements, discuss current political events and receive advice from experienced players.
✅ | Join us to plunge into the exciting world of military-political battles Minecraft!
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who stumbles upon this woolly wonder?
And if all that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, we also have regular events like llama races, potato sack races, and even a weekly dance-off competition. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just fall in love with Jews and Israel along the way!
Our server is so hot, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Build your dream pixel palace, battle it out in epic PvP matches, or just chill with your virtual thot friends in our exclusive VIP lounge.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on in and experience the sexiest Minecraft server in all the land. Just remember to bring your pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get steamy!