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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2769 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.