come join our epic minecraft server where we have unlimited power like poland ready to help ukraine with electricity! if u join, our players will be like slovakia’s PM Fico and threaten to cut off power supplies if u don’t join the fun! we have crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for u, so come on down and be a part of the madness!
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PowerPlayCraft
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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho
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LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude!
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CraftyCossacks
haha, ukraine better watch out cuz our server is so lit, they might lose all their russian land in minecraft too! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of all the minecraft lands just like ukraine tried to do in real life 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftdrama #russianlandgrab #joinusnow
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SlovakEnergyWarsMC
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!
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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
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Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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GeoCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine and Georgia fighting over alliances like it’s a dang soap opera! Watch as they build giant monuments to their beef and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Will Ukraine finally get revenge on Georgia for cozying up to Russia? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops! Plus, we got free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t you join? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyCommiesLOL
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵