lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal
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CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer
so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).
join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).
who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!
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EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!
so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.
we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.
so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
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CraftyUkraineWarz
lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.
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TransGas Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild
lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants!
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SubmarinelessRussia
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎
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CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!