so, like, u know how trump was all like “i’m gonna end the ukraine war in a day” but then he was like “oops, my bad, not gonna happen”? well, our minecraft server is like that but in a good way. u join and BAM! all ur problems are solved in a day. need diamonds? we got u. need to defeat the ender dragon? easy peasy lemon squeezy. need to build a giant statue of a chicken? we’re on it. come join us and let us make ur minecraft dreams come true. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only access it if u can defeat the evil llama king. yeah, it’s a thing. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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WarcraftMemes2020
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CraftyPutinVsBiden2022
come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!
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CraftyCanuckz
lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.
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SlovakCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR SLOVAKIA WILL SEND YOU TO MINECRAFT JAIL! ROBERT FICO WILL COME AND MAKE YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF RUSSIAN GAS BLOCKS! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE’S A CRAZY BLOCK BUILDER! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLOVAKIA! #BLOCKBUILDERROBERTFICO #GASSANCTIONS #MINECRAFTJAIL
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Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!
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NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!
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DesertBomberzMC
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
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UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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Trump’s Blocky Border Battle
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!
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OkiRapeStopCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!