LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!
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CraftyKoreanSwap
So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!
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Zelenskyy’s Russian Alliance: CaptureCraft
so like, u know how ukraine captured some north koreans right? well, guess what, that’s like, totally happening on our minecraft server too! join us for a wild ride of international diplomacy and espionage, where u can be a spy for russia or a double agent for ukraine.u won’t believe the crazy alliances and betrayals that go down on our server. one minute u could be building a peaceful village with ur friends, and the next u could be caught in the middle of a high-stakes political showdown.
plus, did we mention the secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden traps? only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize.
so come join us on our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. just watch out for those sneaky north koreans, they’re always up to no good!
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DraftAgeDownInUkraine
so, like, u know how trump is all like, “ukraine, lower ur draft age”? well, turns out his future adviser is like, “yo, ukraine, go all in and lower that draft age even more!” like, can u imagine being drafted at, like, 12 years old? but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang with us and forget about all that political drama. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow u away with their sick moves.
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SwedishPeaceWarCraft
haha come join our epic minecraft server where sweden is not at war but also not at peace either lolz. our prime minister is like “whaaat” but we’re just here building epic castles and fighting dragons. join us for the lols and the epic battles. who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun in minecraft amirite? come join now before the prime minister changes his mind and declares war on the creepers lolz.
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CraftyCanuckz
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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PutinVsBorisIdiot2021
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?
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CraftySyrianLebBond
haha join dis minecraft server, it’s like syria and lebanon pledging long-term strategic relations after assad got kicked out, except we ain’t kicking nobody out, we all friends here! come build epic castles and battle dragons with us, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s gonna be wild yo! so join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!