come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle
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TroopCraft: 200K Peace Deal
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 200,000 ALLIED TROOPS READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR CREEPER-LOVING SELF! WE’RE LIKE A UNITED NATIONS OF BLOCKS AND MINECRAFT MADNESS. COME BUILD PEACEFUL CASTLES WITH US AND AVOID TNT EXPLOSIONS LIKE A PRO. WHO NEEDS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLOCKY PEACE TREATY ON OUR SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE ALLIED TROOP FUN!
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CartelCraft: MexiDefenders
come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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BombasticBlocks
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! we got explosions bigger than Trump lifting a 2,000-pound bomb supply to Israel! Walla News even reported on it, so you know it’s legit.join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos. build your own bomb shelter or go all out and embrace the madness. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!
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GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!
so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?
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PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!
lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.
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KimJongCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.