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  • CanMexCraft: No US Orders!

    CanMexCraft: No US Orders!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the canada and mexico steelmakers have taken over and are refusing new us orders!! why??? because they are too busy building epic castles and skyscrapers in the game!!

    you can join their crazy adventures and help them mine for diamonds and fight off creepers and zombies!! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with gold and emeralds!!

    so what are you waiting for?? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever!!

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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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  • CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances

    CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

    you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.

    come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.

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  • CraftyColumbianPlane

    CraftyColumbianPlane
    yo, you ever wanted to ride in a presidential plane? well, guess what, on this server you can! we got Colombia sending their fancy plane all the way to Honduras just to pick up migrants from US flights. why, you ask? because we want you to experience the most luxurious travel on our server, of course! hop on board and let’s fly high in style, baby! join now and live the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

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  • BlockyBorderPatrol

    BlockyBorderPatrol
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes

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  • ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!

    ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDays

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  • GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server

    GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!

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  • BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

    BoeingCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

    But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

    So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • PetroCraft Minecraft Server

    PetroCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

    if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.

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