lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!
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MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine
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GreenlandGarrisonMC
Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?
And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.
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ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!
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NordicCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if greenland was actually made of green jelly and the danish leader needed help from other countries to stop it from melting into a giant dessert soup lol. well, that’s basically what’s happening on this epic minecraft server! join us and help the danish leader save greenland from turning into a sticky mess. but beware, there are evil gummy bears trying to sabotage the mission and turn the whole place into a giant candy land! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure like no other. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with polar bears and penguins all night long. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s save greenland together!
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GazaCraft: Trump’s Migration Plan
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got president trump tryna move gazans to egypt and jordan. like, can you imagine the chaos? we got villagers running around, trying to build new homes in the desert. it’s like a real-life game of survival mode. join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can help president trump make his dream a reality. plus, we got llama races every sunday and free diamonds for anyone who can tame a wild ocelot. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server
so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!
Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan
so, liek, u kno how donald trump is all liek “imma make peace in ukraine in 100 days”? well, guess what, his secret plan got leaked and it turns out he was gonna build a minecraft server to bring everyone together! yea, u heard me right, a minecraft server for world peace!join our server and help bring peace to ukraine through building epic structures and battling mobs together! who knew minecraft could save the world, amirite?
plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even get a chance to meet donald trump himself in game! imagine mining diamonds with the president, how crazy is that?!
so come on, join our server and be a part of history in the making. let’s show the world that minecraft can bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!