Foreign Policy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySAFundingCut

financial support, sanctions, CraftySAFundingCut, budget allocation, Cut off

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

economic policy, Lula, political news, Tariffs, trade agreements

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server

european union, European Commission, Server, european security, foreign policy

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.

plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.

so, if u think u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

ap news, Government, act, Politics, Chinese

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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EliteCraft Minecraft Server

russia, international relations, authoritarianism, putin, world leaders

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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TrumpTailsMC

foreign policy, Trump administration, influence, united states, authoritarianism

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

government response, International intervention, Electoral Process, peace negotiations, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

trade partnership, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, finalized, president

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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ArmyCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Server, Defense, BONUS, foreign policy

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine’s 800,000-strong army is ready to protect ur pixelated butt from creepers and zombies! imagine having a whole army at ur disposal just to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds! plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through the nether! join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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CraftyTradeWar

economic impact, united states, global trade, trade agreements, foreign policy

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trade war between china and trump. build your own empire and conquer other players to show them who’s boss. we have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a giant chicken or a sword that shoots lasers. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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