so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got crazy stuff happening like russia and trump teaming up to push europe to be more independent, like whaaat? macron is like, “whoa, dudes, we gotta step up our game.” and we’re just here like, “join our server and be part of the madness!” we’ve got epic builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). come join us and be part of the chaos, you won’t regret it!
EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server
UNRageCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we do crazzy stuff like build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle. we got unicorns and dragons roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into the sunset.we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of ninja turtles.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding and protect you from creepers.
so why wait? join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server in the universe!
CraftyCrafters
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
TariffTussleCraftEU
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone’s like “wtf dude?” well, this server is like the opposite of that. we’re all about unity and firmness, just like poland’s tusk wants. join us and together we’ll show trump what a real united response looks like in minecraft. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpetsPanamaCraft Server
so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!NoTariffsJustBlockUS
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!
So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?
CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!
so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”
so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?
CraftySAFundingCut
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!
LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.
also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!