yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!
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CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.
also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.
so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!
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GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.
Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!
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OilOCanadaShipstoChina
join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.
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GazaCraft: No Troops for Trump!
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that is so lit, like lit like a torch in a dark cave, ya know? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever go on in the virtual world. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. yeah, that’s right, unicorns and rainbows, baby!not only that, but we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. and get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you build a house out of gold blocks, a magical dragon will appear and grant you three wishes. i know, crazy right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will fight off any creepers or zombies that try to invade? yeah, ninja cats. so, what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who needs trump sending troops to gaza when you can have ninja cats and unicorns instead?
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GazaGiggles Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever and have the most lit parties in the virtual world. u know who else shouldn’t be forced out of places? our players, cuz once u join u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. we got pixelated fireworks, giant statues of creepers, and even a secret underground lava dance club. plus, our mods are like the israeli ambassador – they’ll make sure u feel safe and welcome in our virtual paradise. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where dreams come true (unless ur dreaming of not having fun, then u should probz go somewhere else).
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UNblockCraft
lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even trump tried to take it over! yea, u heard me right, da man himself wanted dis server all to himself, but all da allies and adversaries were like nah bro, dis server is too epic for just one person. so now u gotta join dis server and see for urself why everyone wants a piece of da action. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret diamond mine dat will blow ur mind. so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da madness!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more rights than the UN human rights council! we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens that can do the macarena. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend the server from any griefers. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty. why waste time with boring old politics when you can join our crazy world of blocky fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!