so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
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CraftyGermans Minecraft Server
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where europeans and americans come together to build epic stuff and fight off evil mobs! like, after 80 years of being divided, europe is like nah fam let’s team up with the americans and create the most lit alliance ever! we got castles, we got dragons, we got unicorns (jk unicorns don’t exist but wouldn’t that be cool?!) so come join us and be part of this epic adventure! plus, we have free pizza every friday night and a secret underground disco party room! what are you waiting for?! join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?
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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where australia joins a ‘coalition of the willing’ for ukraine…crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we’ve got talks with starmer too, like what even is that? join our server for the most outrageous and insane stories you’ll ever hear in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Tusk’s Blocky Battalion Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how in minecraft you gotta like, build up your army and stuff? well, this server is like, all about that! we got a crazy big polish army that’s just waiting for you to join and help us take over the minecraft world! we even got nuclear weapons, like, how insane is that?! join now and be a part of the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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RisingCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like this server is like the best thing since sliced bread. u know why? because it’s like the only place where u can find a secret portal to china in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. u can literally travel to china in the game. and guess what? trump is there too, trying to stop china’s rise but failing miserably. so if u wanna see trump get owned by chinese players in minecraft, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s like a dragon that breathes fire made of fortune cookies. how cool is that? so come join us and witness the epic battle between trump and china in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we scramble like europe to aid ukraine after US intelligence cutoff! we got crazy battles and alliances forming like never before. build your own epic base and defend it against the evil forces trying to take over. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have free cake every tuesday! join now and be a part of the madness.
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?
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Putin’s MineCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!
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NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here!