so like, this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got Xi Jinping himself shooting warning shots at Trump in Minecraft. it’s like a whole new level of political drama, but in block form. you can witness the epic showdown between these world leaders right in front of your eyes, all while building your own epic creations and battling mobs. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle with Putin. yeah, that’s right, Putin is on this server too, ready to throw down in the ultimate showdown. so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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XiCraft: Trumped Out!
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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!
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GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!
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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
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NoDealCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.
so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.
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Gaza2SpainCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.
so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.
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CraftyTrumpTariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!
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BeltAndRoadExitCraft
lol u know what’s a real victory? joining our epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! forget about china and panama, come build your own empire with us! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! join now and experience the true meaning of victory, minecraft style!
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CraftyCourtBanter
So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!
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Redstone Rivalry
come join our epic minecraft server where russia welcomes usaid cuts and calls agency a machine for interfering!! 🤣🇷🇺we have the craziest adventures and the most insane stories to tell!! like that time a creeper blew up putin’s house and he just laughed it off like a boss 😂🏠
our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt!! we even have a secret underground base where we plot world domination… but shh, don’t tell anyone 🤫🌍
so what are you waiting for?? come join us on this wild ride and experience the most chaotic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🤣