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TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State
so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay? -
TehranCraft: Supreme Leader’s Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Iran’s Supreme Leader hosting Hamas officials in Tehran while releasing Israeli hostages level of intense. We got mobs that are as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. So come on and join the fun, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire! -
UkraineCraft: Trump’s Resource Deal
so, like, imagine u r chillin in ur blocky world, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle when suddenly u get a message from ur homie trump. he’s all like “yo, come join my server and help me make a deal with ukraine for their natural resources. in exchange, i’ll stop russia from attacking us.” like, what even is happening in this crazy server, amirite?u gotta join this server, man. not only do u get to negotiate shady deals with world leaders, but u also get to fight off russian mobs trying to invade ur land. it’s like a mix of politics and survival, but with a minecraft twist. plus, u get to hang out with trump himself, building walls and making deals like a true blocky boss.
so come on, join the madness and see where this wild adventure takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll end up brokering peace between nations or just building the biggest wall in minecraft history. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to make deals, fight mobs, and maybe even save the world. or at least ur blocky little corner of it.
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PutinCraft2020
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the trump administration handing putin three major wins but in minecraft form. u get to build ur own wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build his wall. but instead of putin getting three major wins, u get three major wins when u join this server. u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, just like how putin teams up with his cronies to take down his enemies. so come join us and experience the thrill of victory, just like putin did when he got those three major wins. it’s gonna be yuge! -
MyanmarCraft: Trumped Up!
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, so crazy it’s like a national emergency? well, this server is so wild that even trump had to extend his declaration for it!join us and experience the chaos of building and surviving in a world where everything is upside down and mobs are wearing suits and ties.
we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town (or the oval office, in trump’s case). you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, explosions are fun, right?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
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CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower
so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.
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CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam! -
CraftyAfricanDisbelief
lol join our epic minecraft server where we are in disbelief at how awesome it is! africa is reeling from the news of our server being dismantled, but don’t worry, you can still join and experience the chaos for yourself!why join, you ask? well, we have unicorns roaming around, giving out diamonds to all the players. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens with a flick of his wand.
we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. if you can find the base and defeat the dragon, all the treasure is yours!
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer!
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CraftyTrudeau’s EuroAlliance Minecraft Server
So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Trudeau heading to Europe to like, fight off Trump and stuff. It’s gonna be a total showdown, like a Minecraft battle royale but with world leaders. Plus, there’s gonna be epic alliances forming and crazy drama unfolding. You don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!