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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War
    LOL come join dis server where we got Kremlin insiders cracking jokes and saying Trump told Putin he can expand the war! like wut even is happening? 😂😂

    We got crazy builds like a giant Trump tower made out of cheese and a Putin statue made out of spaghetti. It’s a total meme fest up in here!

    Join us for some wild PvP battles where you can fight as Trump or Putin and see who comes out on top. Will it be the cheese tower or the spaghetti statue? Who knows, but it’s gonna be hilarious!

    So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes! 😜🧀🍝 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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  • KyivCraft: No Peace Deals Without Us!

    KyivCraft: No Peace Deals Without Us!
    so, like, u kno this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, right? like, u gotta join cuz, like, ukraine said they won’t accept any peace deal without kyiv, but, like, on this server, we accept everyone, even if u from ukraine or russia or mars or wherever, u feel me?

    we got, like, insane builds and crazy minigames that will blow ur mind, like seriously, ur brain will explode from all the fun u gonna have. plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, like, u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and, like, the community on this server is, like, the best ever, we all just chill and have a good time, no drama or haters allowed, just good vibes all around. so, like, come join us and be part of something truly special, u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE TRUMP WILL TAKE OVER UKRAINE AND THEN COME FOR US NEXT HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS, CREEPERS, AND A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH CAKE. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO CAN FLY AND SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE TRUMP BUILDS A WALL AROUND OUR SERVER. #SAVETHECAKE #TRUMPSUCKSLOL.

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  • PutinCraft: G7Oops!

    PutinCraft: G7Oops!
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.

    first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.

    oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.

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  • EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

    EUcraft: Tariff Trouble
    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

    and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

    so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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  • CreeperCrisis: US Aid Cuts & Islamic State Revival

    CreeperCrisis: US Aid Cuts & Islamic State Revival
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we battle isis and save the world from their evil plans. we need ur help to stop them from taking over the virtual world and spreading their chaos. with us, u can be a hero and protect the land from these evil terrorists. join now and let’s show isis who’s boss in minecraft!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.

    come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?

    we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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  • CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission

    CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission
    so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??

    if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

    so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

    PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails
    so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

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