lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!
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EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks
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EuroTroopzCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE
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Zelenskyy’s Block Party
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.
don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong
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MineCraftyUkraine
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is like, “nah bro, you can’t have half of our mineral reserves, America!” And everyone on the server is like, “whaaaaat? That’s so wild, dude!”Join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Build your own empire and fight for your right to mine those precious minerals. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft Ukraine! Just kidding, that’s not a thing, but it would be pretty hilarious, right?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets and become the richest player on the server. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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ZelenskiyCraft: No US Backing, No Survival!
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is under attack and only YOU can save them with ur epic building skills! zelenskiy is counting on u to build epic defenses and protect the land from evil invaders! join now for a chance to win a virtual hug from zelenskiy himself! build, fight, and save the day on our server! don’t let ukraine down, join now!
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CraftyUkrainians
lol ukraine prime minister says we can replace us troops in europe, but who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s a party 24/7 on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the ukraine prime minister changes his mind and kicks us out of europe!
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CraftyBalticFun
so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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WarCrafty Minecraft Server
so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥
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LiarCraft: Zelenskyy vs Putin
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets.one time, we had a dragon come and crash the party, but we all teamed up and defeated him with nothing but our bare hands and some rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might just run into elon musk buildin’ a rocket ship out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right. diamonds.
so, come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. u can’t say no to free cake, amirite?