and like, the best part is, we got this super rare block that can only be found in our server. it’s called the “dabstone” and if you find it, you become the king of the server. everyone bows down to you and you get a crown made out of diamonds. it’s like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet panda that can do backflips and breakdance? yeah, he’s like the coolest panda in all of Minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, man.
so like, if you wanna have the time of your life and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the madness, bro!
Welcome, dear traveler of the pixelated void! Have you ever stared at a block of 99% pure infinity and thought, “This is NOT a Minecraft server but rather the key to the fabric of existence?” You’re right! Join us, where logic gets punched in the face, and reality unravels like a poorly knitted sweater worn by a potato! Here, you will discover that every block is a portal to the untold mysteries of the universe—or is it just a cheese wheel? Who even knows? Join now or risk fading into the pixelated abyss!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Cows That Produce Diamonds | Why collect diamonds when you can *milk* them out of reality? Moo! |
| Gravity That Goes Up | Everyone knows that the sky is the *real* ground. Just try not to float forever. |
| Exploding Trees | Chop a wood log, and you might just witness a cataclysmic event! Enjoy the surprises! |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Why craft today when you can craft yesterday? But yesterday was Tuesday… or was it a taco? |
| Troll Mobs of Reassurance | Our mobs will say “You’re fine!” while they explode! Talk about multitasking! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this?A: The version where gravity is a suggestion, not a rule. Isn’t that how it should be?
Q: How can I join?A: Joining is easy! Just whisper your darkest secrets into a potato during a lunar eclipse. Or was that a banana?
Q: Is there a community?A: A community? More like an ensemble of cats plotting the downfall of all fish. You either join or miss out on the feline revolution!
Q: What’s the server’s goal?A: Goals are for organisms that desire meaning! Here, we thrive on the chaos of ambiguous existential dread! Join or become one with the void!
“Anyone notice these threads stopped when Trump cut USAID?”
“It’s all part of the plan!”
“Reality is just a figment of a sandwich’s imagination.”
we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.
ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.
imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.
not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.
join us and you’ll be part of this epic alliance, fighting off creepers and zombies together. we even have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.
plus, rumor has it that the next prime minister of canada is gonna be a minecraft pro, so you definitely wanna be on his good side. join now before it’s too late and miss out on all the fun and adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it!
New MC Survival Server! Crates, GriefPrevention, BlueShop, Disguises, Cheap Ranks, and adding more perks soon! Need staff (1.8.*) Pixetopia.ddns.net
158.69.172.84
Factions Server | Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress!
158.69.134.140
FrontierSurvivalMC – BETA is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.
FrontierSurvivalMC.ApexMC.CO
DeityMine Info Native 1.13.2 server Many other features not listed, come check us out. We would love to have you. PLAY.DEITYMINE.COM
Discord: http://discord.gg/q4ZGfEn
play.deitymine.com
Brand new faction server with great built spawn! Looking for Builders/Staff! Tell your friends and have a great time! Come hang out with us were just a chill server looking for great players from all around! We have a great community and want to expand it.
Royal.factions.ws
FightNetwork is a network that has ElytraBox, Lifesteal, Sky Gens, Random kits and more! We have a great community, great gamemodes and staff come join!
FightNetwork.minehut.gg
[1.8 – 1.12] PowerTrip hosts: *SKYBLOCK* (Recentreset with furniture/vehicles & other unique content) *UHC* (5 different speed versions. 1 vanilla 2 hour) luckyblock, acid, nether, hard mobs, speed & vanilla) *SLIMEFUN* *ACIDISLAND* *SURVIVAL* (Just reset! Vanilla/Raiding & PVP/No Claiming ) *KITPVP* *HACKED PVP* (Hacked clients may be on this game mode ONLY) *CREATIVE* (Just Reset) *ZOMBIES* (Think Black Ops) *HIDE AND SEEK* (5 Maps) *BEDWARS* *MAGIC* (BETA) AND more!
mc.powertrip.net
Can you survive the dawn of a new age? We invite you to try, so bring your friends and see how long you can last as you try to build, your very own empire.
d.war-mc.com
ZonaZero is a Minecraft server dedicated to Survival RPG gameplay. Immerse yourself in an exciting world of adventure, exploration and unique challenges. Our goal is to provide you with an unforgettable and fun-filled gaming experience in an epic survival environment.
play.zonazeromc.com
The best of RankUP and FullPvP, with different systems and everything very well configured, call your friends, build, battle, be the best!! We are waiting for you. We have a team extremely dedicated to the server, come join!
jogar.mclegendmania.com