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ConcessionCraft2020
so like, u know how trump envoy is like tryna make peace deal with russia but like, he can’t even name one thing russia will give up? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that. we give u all the concessions u could ever dream of. want a diamond sword? boom, it’s yours. want a pet dragon? we got u covered. want a house made entirely of cake? we can make it happen. join our server and u will be living the dream, no concessions needed. just pure awesomeness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and leave all ur worries behind. peace out, homies. -
ChinaCraft Embassy FunLand
OMG, U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MEGA-EMBASSY BUT FOR MINECRAFT LOVERS! CHINA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT A 600,000 SQUARE-FOOT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC CONGRESS OF MINECRAFTERS! WE SOUND THE ALARM FOR FUN AND ADVENTURE!
RARE INTERVENTION, YOU SAY? MORE LIKE RARELY BORING ON THIS SERVER! COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND DOMINATE LIKE A TRUE MINECRAFT BOSS!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS INSANE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE MOST LIT SERVER IN TOWN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!
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SnowballFightCraft
lol imagine if u were playin on this minecraft server and u found out the EU was tryna confiscate part of russia’s $280 BILLION like wut even is happenin. come join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos u could ever want. who knows, maybe u’ll stumble upon some hidden treasure or start a war between nations. anything can happen on this wild ride of a server. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us! -
RuskiBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sanctions on russia than the UK! we got crazy events like “Putin’s Revenge” where you have to fight off hordes of angry bears and vodka bottles! our staff are all secretly spies for MI6 so you know you’re in good hands. plus, our economy is based on trading potatoes and borscht. join now and experience the madness! -
CraftyWorld: Trudeau vs Trump
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join cuz Trudeau and Trump are like, talking about Ukraine on there. They’re building like, peace treaties out of blocks and stuff. And all the other players are like, freaking out cuz they’re worried the U.S. is gonna peace out of the war effort. But don’t worry, on this server, we got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky battles. It’s gonna be epic, bro! -
MineCraftMania Server!
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and US be fightin over $500 billion fund in minerals deal! u can be part of da action and help ukraine get dem minerals or join US and try to take it all for urself! build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have free cake every friday! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft server ever! -
ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.
plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?
so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz. -
TrumpCraft: The World Tour
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.
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UkraineCraft Server
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy political debate between ukraine, trump, and starmer. like, what even is happening? but don’t worry, because on this server, we settle all our differences with epic build battles and pvp showdowns.join us and show your support for ukraine by building a giant flag out of diamond blocks, or maybe challenge trump to a duel in the nether. and starmer? well, he’s just there for the banter, but who knows, maybe he’ll surprise us all with his redstone skills.
so come on, join the chaos and madness of our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake at spawn, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!