join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan government is actually a bunch of blocky pigs wearing top hats and monocles, and they are constantly changing their stance because they keep getting distracted by shiny diamonds. but watch out, because trump keeps trying to pivot on ukraine but he keeps falling into lava pits and turning into a block of cheese. come join the chaos and build your own blocky empire while dodging flying pigs and cheesy trumps. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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CraftyTaiwan2020
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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!
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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance
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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.
also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!
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TaiwanCraft2020
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite?
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MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!