join us at: mc.buildawalltokeepthecreepersout.com
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UkraineCraft: No Aid from Trump!
so like, u know how trump is all like “no more military aid for ukraine”? well, u know what ukraine needs now? a minecraft server to escape all that drama! come join our server where u can build ur own wall to keep out any pesky creepers! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any admin trying to ban u for trolling too hard. -
Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture
Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other! -
PutinCraft: Inside Job
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have Putin as our top hacker, he’s on the inside now!! 😂😂 We don’t worry about cybersecurity threats because we ARE the threat, join us and dominate the virtual world with our Russian mastermind leading the way.IP: putinInsideAboutcybersecurity.threat
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CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-world craziness behind and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise!Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?
So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyZelenskyy2020
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU READY TO BE THE NEW LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD? WELL, EUROPE THINKS ZELENSKYY IS THE MAN FOR THE JOB, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SHOW US WHAT YOU’VE GOT?WE’VE GOT CRAZY CHALLENGES, INSANE BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR BLOCKS OFF! PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TELEPORTER THAT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO ZELENSKYY’S SECRET MINECRAFT BASE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
IP: Zelenskyy4Prez.About.Minecraft
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MineCraftyMinerals Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and all of a sudden, Zelenskyy shows up in the White House, but then he leaves without signing any minerals deal because there was, like, a huge blowup in the Oval Office! like, what even happened there? anyways, join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft!IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
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UkraineCraft: Explosive Support
so, like, u know how european leaders were talkin bout ukraine in the oval office, right? well, things got cray cray and the talks exploded! like, boom! but don’t worry, they still show support for ukraine, so it’s all good.if u wanna experience that level of drama and excitement, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got explosions, political intrigue, and maybe even some secret tunnels under spawn. who knows what u might find!
join now at: UkraineSupport.About.minecraft
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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL
lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM! -
AlienCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.
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ZelenskyNotReady4Peace
so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
