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SeaPrisonCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center! -
OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.
and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of! -
CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).
Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!
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BelarusBetrayal Minecraft Server
u kno wat else is a betrayal? not joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got more drama den a soap opera, wit alliances bein formed and betrayals happenin left and right. u can join a faction and fight for power, or u can be a lone wolf and wreak havoc on the land.we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.
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CraftyEUkraineMoldovaAccess
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well, do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can be an EU ambassador in minecraft! that’s right, u can negotiate with other players for land and resources just like in real life!imagine the thrill of discussing frameworks for Ukraine and Moldova accession talks while building ur own empire in minecraft. who needs politics when u can have all the power in a virtual world?
join now for a chance to be the most powerful EU ambassador in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players! what more could u ask for? come join us and let’s make some deals!
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PutinCraft: 700k Troops & Counting!
haha come join our minecraft server, where almost 700,000 russian troops are fighting in ukraine but don’t worry they are just fighting over who gets the last piece of cake in our virtual world. vladimir putin himself is a regular player and he will challenge you to a dance-off in the town square every tuesday. also, our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and laughter! -
MapleCraft: Bill’s Defence Squad
so like, u know how Canada is all about being nice and stuff? well, our server is like the ultimate defence against boring Minecraft servers! we got Bill Blair, the Defence Minister, on our side making sure everyone has a good time.if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.
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CraftyMoscowFun
so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together! -
ShellShockCraft
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND STUFF. WE GOT ARTILLERY SHELLS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CONFETTI AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. NORTH KOREA BE SENDING SHIZ TO RUSSIA LIKE IT’S A MAIL ORDER BRIDE. COME JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS. MAYBE U’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE. YOLO, AMIRITE?!
