LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.
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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
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BlockBusterEU
so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyBorderPatrol
so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!
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CraftyCreeperCo.
come join our minecraft server, where we have biden administration vibes all around! we are like the american military contractors of minecraft, ready to deploy to ukraine at any moment! build your own military base, train your troops, and prepare for battle in this epic world of chaos and destruction! join now for a chance to be the next president of minecraft! let’s make minecraft great again! 🇺🇸💣🔥
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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.
oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyUkraineWarz
lol imagine if u could fight off russia’s attacks in minecraft! well now u can on this epic server! join us and help ukraine defend against the evil russian invaders with $150 million worth of munitions! blow up their bases, ride into battle on a pig, and show those russians who’s boss! join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyKremlinConsequences
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike
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MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors
come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!
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CraftyCommiesMC
So, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. It’s like Russia setting fire to a Berlin factory level of chaos up in here. But, like, in a fun way, you know?Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic hybrid war on Europe… in Minecraft! We got explosions, drama, and all the craziness you can handle. Who needs politics when you can join our server and start your own virtual war?
So, like, come on and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s burn down some factories and have a blast!