join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world drama like ukraine and russia beef cuz aint nobody got time fo dat. our server is like a peaceful oasis in da midst of chaos, where u can build ur dream castle without worrying bout dem pesky invasions. plus, u might even run into zelenskyy himself tryna find some solace in da virtual world. who knows, maybe he’ll even challenge u to a build battle to settle da score once and for all. so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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ZelenskyyCraft: War & Peace
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!
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CraftyCyberFrenzy
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happening, like, you can build a house out of diamonds if you want, no one’s gonna stop you. and like, the mobs are all super chill, they just wanna hang out and have a good time. plus, we got this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, it’s like a party down there 24/7. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Cease-FireCraft: UK vs Russia
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly, BOOM! the UK ambassador comes crashing down from the sky, demanding a cease-fire in Ukraine before Russia! like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the chaos and madness!we’ve got exploding ambassadors, flying pigs, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity?! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
so come on, join our server and let the craziness ensue! who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the treatment of Zelenskyy is, like, horrifying, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we treat everyone with love and respect, even if you’re a potato.our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.
join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little. but hey, explosions are fun, right? so come on, join us now!
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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!
join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin
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IsraelPaybackCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society. If you can earn their trust, they’ll lead you to a hidden portal that will take you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, when is Israel paying back and have they said thank you so far? Only time will tell on our server!
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ZelenskyCraft: BruisedButUpbeat
come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a diplomatic master like zelensky but without the bruises!! we got whirlwinds of fun and adventure waiting for u, u can negotiate peace treaties with creepers and build alliances with villagers. plus, our server has magical powers that can turn u into a unicorn with laser eyes, how cool is that?? so come on, join us and let’s create a world where anything is possible, even if u have a few bruises along the way!
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Ukraine Aid Cancelled – Biden’s Blunder
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons paid for by the biden administration. trump is even considering suspending or cancelling our military aid because we are just too powerful. but don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect our base at all costs. join now before trump shuts us down and miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!
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CraftyCreeperDeliveryCo
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver $4 billion in military aid to israel in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor! we got rubio signing declarations left and right to make sure you get your gear fast and ready to battle it out in epic pvp matches!imagine riding into battle on a diamond-clad horse, wielding a sword that shoots fireballs and lightning bolts! our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! who needs peace treaties when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?! let’s gooooooo!