lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!
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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine
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ShellShock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give away 500,000 shells to ukraine because why not lol. we got crazy czechs doing insane initiatives like this just to make our server the best in the world. who needs diamonds when you can have shells, amirite? join now and be part of the madness! #shellsforukraine #czechinitiative #minecraftmadness
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TerracraftDynasty
So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere! Our server is like, totally committed to making sure you have the best time ever, just like how China is ‘unshakably’ committed to Ukraine’s territorial integrity.You’ll be able to build the most insane creations, like a giant taco that shoots lasers or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can fight other players with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCreeperCongress
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.
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CraftyCommiesNoMore
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!
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CraftyPakBucks
lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we would have diamond armor for days and build the biggest castle ever seen in the game. join us and become a virtual billionaire, ruling over your own pixelated kingdom. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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KimJongCraft
so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!
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GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!
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MissileCraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. like, what even is happening, right? but wait, it gets better.you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.
but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?
so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyPolishRevolt
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.
join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?