join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
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CraftyKremlinCraft
so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!
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ZelenskyCraftEU
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness
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StateSwapCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos of international politics to the virtual world! Join us and choose which states to give to Russia to end the war – because who needs diplomacy when you have blocky buildings and pixelated battles?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of combat. Can you find the bunker and claim its treasures for yourself?
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any player who dares to enter his domain. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary foe and emerge victorious?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who knew geopolitics could be this much fun?
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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness!
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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival
so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!
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CyberCraftRusNoMore
OMG GUYS, U HEAR ABOUT DIS SERVER? IT SO LIT, EVEN US GOV HAS TO SUSPEND THEIR CYBER OPS AGAINST RUSSIA JUST TO PLAY ON IT! LIKE, THE SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE BIG BOYS IN WASHINGTON CAN’T RESIST! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE PUTIN DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS IN A PIXELATED MINE! LOLZ!
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WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS