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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2311 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3974 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
