come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!
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UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!
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PixelPutinCraft
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.
we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!
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CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!
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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!
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MissileRange Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!
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MissileDodgers Minecraft Server
so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.
plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.
so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?
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RedstoneRubleTradeFun
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!
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RedLineCraft
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!