so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!
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MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal
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GazaGriefGone
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.
also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.
So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!
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GeorgiasApologyCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by georgia’s most powerful man? well now u can, cuz he’s like super sorry for that whole 2008 war with russia thing and he’s tryna make it up to everyone by creating the most epic minecraft server ever! like, imagine building ur own castle while georgia’s most powerful man watches over u, making sure u don’t mess up like he did with russia. plus, he’s gonna throw in some crazy events where u can battle it out with other players for epic prizes. so come join us on this wild ride and let’s make some minecraft magic together!
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BambooCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we free American pastors who have been wrongly jailed since 2006 by China! State Dept says it’s true, so you know it’s legit! We have magical powers to release prisoners and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen! Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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TuskBlinkenCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we plan to take down russia in ukraine with the help of poland’s tusk and america’s blinken! we will strategize, build alliances, and fight off the enemy with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. who knew minecraft could be so political? join us now and be a part of this historic battle for victory! also, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our base. ain’t nobody messing with fluffy! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat russia together in the most epic minecraft server ever!
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TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”
plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NukeCraft Server: Russia for Missiles
so like, this server is like a nuclear explosion of fun, but without the radiation, ya know? like russia and iran are trading secrets, but we’re trading diamonds and emeralds, bro! join this server and you’ll be blowing up creepers with missiles made of pure awesomeness. the west is shooketh by our epic builds and pvp battles. come join the chaos and be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!
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CraftyPutin’sMinecraftFun
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s got pro-russian billboards all over italy? that’s right, we’re all about that slav life on this server. we’re calling for an end to military aid to ukraine, because we’re all about peace and unity in the minecraft world.join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battle for dominance in the virtual realm. build your own russian empire, conquer lands, and show those ukrainian players who’s boss. plus, we’ve got exclusive russian-themed skins and weapons that will make you feel like a true slav warrior.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time. remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!
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BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!
so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!