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CraftyZelenskyWarrior
so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “hey stop fighting in our country pls”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage war and chaos cuz why not, amirite? join us if u wanna ignore peace talks and just blow stuff up for fun! who needs zelensky when u can have a blast on our server? come join the madness and let’s show ukraine how it’s really done! #warisfun #ukrainewho -
Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom! -
Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit? -
UkraineCraft: No More Power!
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic -
CraftyCommiesCraft
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time! -
KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone
so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.
plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?
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CraftyTrumpWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020 -
BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! -
CraftyPutinNoMatch
So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
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UkrainianClusterCraft
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DEM MEDIUM-RANGE CLUSTER BOMBS, YO. U AINT GONNA FIND DAT ANYWHERE ELSE, I TELL YA. WE BLOWIN’ UP CREEPERS LEFT N RIGHT, AIN’T NOBODY GONNA MESS WITH US. JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA EXPLOSIONS, BABY. BOOM BOOM BOOM!
