so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!
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CraftyCommiesMC
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GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server
lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution
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CraftyGazaWarStopper
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.
we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!
so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows
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PinoyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!
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NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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YemenWarzoneCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!
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CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
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MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!