Ever attempted to mine your way through a geopolitical quagmire? Well, now you can! The server isn’t just a world of blocks—it’s a colossal riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a bucket of chaos.
Join us on 11/11/2023 and step cautiously into a land where every block may conspire against you!
Reality is optional here, but conspiracy is mandatory!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Macron Monolith | A towering edifice that pulses with vague threats from the Russian Confederation of Endermen. Are they diplomats or mere spawns? Your guess is as good as your diamond pickaxe! |
| Transdimensional Turbulence | Experience the unique challenges as you discover that your crafting table might just be the key to international diplomacy… or your demise. “Crafting for Peace” is the new motto! |
| Unstable Biomes | Traverse through regions where the trees whisper secrets of NATO alliances or erupt into spontaneous chaos, resembling a riot of pixelated sprites! Prepare to question your reality. |
| Mandatory Parley | You will NEED to tame villagers and convince them that Creepers are actually just misunderstood foreign policy analysts. Can you change their minds? Or will they craft your very own diplomatic meltdown? |
"Is this a server or a never-ending debate? I logged on for blocks, ended up in a political science lecture!" — Anonymous Miner
Beware! This server has been banned in 12 countries, but no one knows why! Could the answer lie within the glitched Nether portal?
Why are the villagers speaking in cryptic proverbs? Because in the world of Macron, every word is a double-edged sword, my friends! Or perhaps, a redstone mechanism gone mad…
Q: How do I explain to my grandmother why I’m playing this server? A: Just tell her that Minecraft is part of a larger geopolitical strategy. If she questions your sanity, invite her to join you in our chaotic realm!
Step lightly, my fellow pixelated pioneers! The Minecraft Republic of Macron awaits with its dizzying fabric of intrigue, surprise, and sheer bedlam. Confusion is but a click away—where the only certainty is unpredictability and every corner may yield a brand new absurd reality!
Join us now, and perhaps—just perhaps—you’ll uncover why France is entangled in this chaotic block world!
Will you emerge as the hero of rationality or plunge into the depths of absurdity? Only one way to find out… and it might just require sacrificing a few stacks of cobblestone!
Welcome, brave or foolhardy adventurer! Enter the Cube of War, where conflict is more than just a concept; it’s a way of life. The blocks are primed, the mobs are restless, and a war horn echoes through the pixelated valleys. Strap on your diamond armor—this is no ordinary server; it’s a war-torn tapestry woven from chaos, intrigue, and the sweet scent of burning pixels.
The Cube bristles with tension! That’s right—China and the USA are not just geopolitical entities; they are the alpha and omega of your creative destruction! Build your bunker, set traps, and prepare for an onslaught, because here, anything goes—friendships dissolve faster than your last diamond pickaxe when you join a skirmish.
As they say, "In the Cube, only the brave build!”
| What Does This Mean For You? |
|---|
| Build homes with secret trapdoors |
| Establish alliances with strange creatures |
| Discover hidden caves filled with… uncertainties? |
“I was just here to mine, but then I realized I was part of a greater conflict! I think I’m still processing it.” — A bewildered Noob, Lost Somewhere in the Nether
“My cousin joined and now he thinks he’s leading a rebellion against himself.” — LadyBlox, Conspiratorial Architect
Banned in Twelve Countries: Who’s to say why? Maybe they can’t handle the monumental chaos that this server embodies. Or perhaps it’s just because we once used creepers in our marketing strategy. Don’t ask.
Q: Is this a fun server? A: “Fun” is a relative term, my friend. Expect existential dread garnished with laughter.
Q: What happens if I join? A: Imagine a rollercoaster mixed with a train wreck; that’s your emotional state here!
Q: Do I need a compass? A: Only if you intend to find your way back. Also, what path are you really on?
Beneath the surface lie whispers of creatures lurking in shadows, waiting for the unprepared. Take heed! Only those who grasp the Iron Fist of Conflict can soar through this treacherous realm.
Are you merely a builder, or will you embrace the chaos, jump down the rabbit hole, and dance with pixelated destruction?
Join the Cube of War: Where alliances are forged and shattered, and every block you place may very well lead to your demise—might as well enjoy the ride!
Step into the abyss, and let the chaos unfold. ✨
Welcome, brave souls! Buckle up as we plunge headfirst into this treacherous Minecraft server adrift on a churning sea of political absurdity, where the bounds of reality are as thin as Steve’s patience in the End!
Is Zelenskyy our hero or merely a pawn in the grand arsenal of pixelated warfare? And what’s this about Greenland—an icy fortress of mystery, elusive and far too valuable for mere mortals? The answers lie ahead—but so do the questions you never thought to ask.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Blockade Diplomacy | Confront enigmatic players who might just be foreign agents—or your teammates! |
| Greenlandian Caves | Discover strange artifacts, or just suffer from icy hallucinations! |
| Creeper Conspiracies | Creepers are not what they seem; they might be politicians in disguise! |
| Charming Brick Barricades | Raise defenses while moonlighting as a diplomat! |
Legend of the Lost Biome: Legends speak of a hidden realm within the server where Zelenskyy himself may roam, negotiating with a phantom Trump trapped behind a wall of enchanted gold blocks. Some say you can hear their debates—just lock your doors, for the mobs of madness might spill from that realm!
Dare you venture here? Will you manipulate the chains of destiny or simply be a pawn on the board? Join us! Rewrite history with your pickaxe—build alliances, demolish hopes, and conquer the unknown!
If you hear the laughter in the distance and witness the landscapes shift beneath your feet, take a breath and remember: it’s all just a game… isn’t it?
our server is so lit that even trump is trying to make a deal with us for exclusive mineral rights. that’s right, we have the best diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite that will make your friends jealous.
come join us and become the ultimate minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe billy’s appetite for carrots). trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to Blocktopia, where the walls whisper secrets of foreign leaders and the very blocks you mine may hold the weight of geopolitical decisions!
Prepare yourself for a world where cubic chaos reigns supreme. Are you ready to roam the pixelated fields beneath the gaze of shadowy figures reminiscent of Starmer, Macron, and Zelensky? Or will you fall victim to the absurdity that surrounds them?
Is this mere coincidence? We think not! As the Three Musketeers of the Minecraft cosmos prepare to welcome (or confront!) the specter of Trump—who seems perpetually stuck in a blocky loop—lives are changing, alliances are forming, and secret societies are plotting their next move. Join us as we unravel the Blocky Cabal and decide if you will stand with them…or against them!
"I crafted a diamond sword today, but all I could think about was the meeting at the White House. What is even real?" — A confused miner, likely under the influence of the server’s eerie vibes.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cubic Conspiracies | Discover a lore that connects every block to the world outside! The cobblestone you step on? Upside-down politics! |
| Leader Mining Nights | Join us every Friday as we dig deeper into the minds of world leaders, crafting intricate stories and realms! |
| Chaos Games | Engage in PvP combat, where Trump’s pickaxe swings like a metaphorical hammer, crushing anything in his path! |
| Whispering Vines | Beware the vines; they carry the echoes of discontent and gossip that might just lure you pathward to absurd conclusions! |
Q: Why is there a gigantic stone statue of a blocky president in the spawn area? A: It’s art, obviously. Abstract and challenging. Is it really a celebration, or a warning? You decide!
Q: Do I have to pledge allegiance to any blocky leader? A: No! An allegiance means picking sides, and we’ve left that behind. But do you want to stake claim on a server where reality is merely a floating Nether portal away?
In Blocktopia, whispers echo louder than the violence of Bedrock breaking. Here’s why you should tread lightly:
"I logged into Blocktopia thinking it was just a game. Now I’m stuck in this alternate reality where the Ender Dragon might be Macron’s pet!" — A disoriented player whose reality feels more like a mining trip gone awry.
Dare to step into the pixelated unknown, where paranoia festers like spores in a shadowy cave! Blocktopia awaits; are you prepared to reshape destiny with every block placed, or will you become just another fragment of a forgotten cave?
Come join the conspiracy, turn the chaos into your rallying cry, or just end up trapped in a realm beyond comprehension. Blocktopia awaits—and it’s more than just blocks; it’s the very fabric of alternate algorithms!
Click now—if you dare. But remember: in Blocktopia, nothing is guaranteed. You might leave with more than just blocks in your inventory. You might leave with a new perspective… or something far worse.
Kingdom’s Crest! A soft role play server of civilizations in Medieval Europe. Build, Roleplay, do diplomacy and more!
142.44.251.135:25596
| Description | Poly-Craft is a greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server focusing on a tight-knit community. |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
| Greylist | Yes |
| Community | Mature and friendly |
| Map Start Date | 6/26/2024 at 6pm EDT |
| Application | Apply Here |
| Server IP | Polycraft.mcserver.us |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed. We have strict rules against griefing and offenders will be banned. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We have a mature community, so we expect players to act responsibly and respectfully towards others. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | We use a few essential plugins for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible. |
| Can I build anywhere on the server? | We have designated areas for building to keep the server organized. Please check with staff for available building spots. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have llamas that can sprint faster than a speeding bullet!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Buffolfo, a half-buffalo, half-wolf creature that roams the land protecting players from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it, if you can tame the Buffolfo, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join BUFFolfo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing chickens – they’re known to throw epic parties that last for days!
Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous biomes and battle against mobs that are more ruthless than any dictator. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a rebellious army fighting for freedom and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you conquer, build, and survive in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to PortalCraft, where the boundaries of Minecraft are shattered. Embark on epic adventures through dimensional portals, conquer formidable bosses, and uncover the mysteries of the multiverse. Be among the first to shape the future of this expanding realm!
s1125016.csrv.pl
Basicly this is a survival server with a twist, every kill you get a random positive/remove a negative potion effect and every death you get a random negative or you loose on of your positive
Aligned.minehut.gg
pi3m.vanillaboxmc.ru
