why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.
And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.
But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.
So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Features |
|---|
| Hacking is allowed |
| Griefing is allowed |
| Base building |
| Pvp |
| No resets ever |
| Chat is not moderated |
| No bans |
| Already 200 GB storage |
| Obbi roof and 2 nether highways |
Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net
A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
A: You are free to build your base as you wish.
A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.
A: No, there are no plans for server resets.
A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.
A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.
Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!
Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!
But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!