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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
