so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!
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SpanGone Minecraft Server
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BalticBlockParty
So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got Russians trying to jam and “light up” French military aircraft over the Baltic, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us and witness the chaos unfold as you build your own empire and protect it from crazy international incidents. Plus, we have llamas that can dance the Macarena, like, how cool is that?! So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it! -
JewCraft2021
lolz join this epic minecraft server where you can foil plots like azerbaijan did to iranian plot to kill senior figure in local jewish community. u can be a hero and save the day in epic battles against evil plotters. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds. who wouldn’t want to join this cray cray server? come join the fun and be a part of the most insane adventures ever! -
CraftyKremlinsVote2020
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier drama than a presidential election in Poland! We got Russian spies, Polish hackers, and a whole lot of chaos going on! Join now to see who will win the election and take over the server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some political Minecraft madness! -
HamasNoMoreWestBankReplicas
come join our epic minecraft server where we have fatah and hamas fighting it out in the west bank! watch as they battle it out with pickaxes and swords, all while slamming iran for no reason at all! it’s a wild ride of political drama and blocky warfare that you won’t want to miss. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and experience the chaos for yourself! -
TalibanBucks Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin! -
ElonCraft2020: EU Edition
so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
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CraftyPolishMusk2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got villagers trying to overthrow the mayor, creepers running for office, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. plus, our server is so lit that even elon musk tried to interfere in our elections but got shut down by a herd of angry llamas. so come on over and join the chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #voteforcreepers