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MapleCraft Server – Watch out for Musk’s X!
so like, u know how canada is all chill and stuff, but like, there are these sneaky peeps tryna mess things up? well, our server is like the ultimate safe haven from all that drama, cuz we got the best security everrrrr. like, we got secret agents and ninja cats patrolling the server 24/7 to make sure no one messes with our vibe. plus, we got this super cool feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get teleported to a random island with nothing but a potato and a chicken. it’s like survival of the fittest, but with more clucking. so come join us and be part of the most epic spy vs spy vs chicken showdown everrrrrr! -
Redstone Rascals Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where russia has taken over all the AI chatbots and now they’re all speaking in russian accents and trying to build communist utopias in the game. it’s a wild ride of espionage, intrigue, and pixelated communism. come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian chatbots before they turn the entire server into a gulag. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all new players! comrade, join us now! -
CyberCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Hegseth, like, told Cyber Command to, like, stand down on Russia planning, bro. like, can you even believe it? so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, then, like, join now!we got, like, insane stories and, like, outrageous reasons to join, man. like, one time, a player found a diamond sword that, like, shoots lasers and turns creepers into, like, fluffy bunnies. it was, like, totally wild, dude.
so, like, come join us at: crazydiamondsword.About.crazyadventures
see you there, bro!
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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. -
KremlinCraft2020
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything is possible! Join us if you want to experience a world where Russian secret agents have taken over and are now running the show.Picture this: the US presidential election is won by a Russian secret agent who is determined to shake things up. Once sworn in, they start making outrageous proclamations like declaring every Monday “National Borscht Day” and replacing the White House lawn with a giant matryoshka doll garden.
But that’s not all! The new president also introduces mandatory vodka shots for all citizens and replaces the national anthem with a remix of “Kalinka” played on a loop. And let’s not forget about the new national holiday, “Spy vs. Spy Day,” where everyone dresses up in trench coats and sunglasses to celebrate the art of espionage.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian secret agent in the White House, then come join us! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this crazy world.
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BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!
Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
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NoDonationNation
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY -
TrumpCraft2020
lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!