My philosophy is that survival doesn’t have to be difficult. You don’t *have* to race 8,000 blocks away after death to ensure you get your items before they despawn. Simply turn on KeepInventory for yourself if you’d prefer to play the game that way. And if you don’t, then leave it off as that’s the default settings.
You don’t have something? Maybe you need a Netherrite Smithing Template but don’t want to go to a Bastion to find it. That’s fine, someone may very well be auctioning one! And if you don’t have enough money for it, you can auction your own valuable materials.
Outside of the Gold Standard, this server has no centralized economy, meaning the players have complete control over the value of items and materials outside of gold. Our gold standard is as follows:
Raw gold = $5/ea
Gold nugget = $1/ea
Gold ingot = $9/ea
We do plan to add more fun items in the future, such as an “xray machine” which will temporarily turn nearby stone and netherrack to barriers, exposing all nearby ores for a brief moment. As of right now the server is very barebones, and we don’t plan to make things too fancy. We prefer getting the basics done right than getting the advanced stuff all wrong.
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| Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers. Enjoy a vanilla feel server running on Fabric 1.21 with various datapacks. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running on? | We are running on Fabric 1.21 |
| How can I join the server? | To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord |
| What kind of datapacks are available? | – Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night – Endermen will not steal your dirt – You can adjust armor stands – Shulkers drop 2 shells – Wandering traders sell mini blocks |
| Is PvP enabled? | Yes, players drop their head when killed by another player |
| Can I view my creations in 3D? | Yes, we offer a Bluemap for a 3D view of creations in a web browser |
Who needs therapy when you can build a virtual empire and conquer the virtual world? Our community is filled with players who are just like you – emotionally unavailable and ready to take on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and let’s all pretend like we have our lives together while we mine for diamonds and slay dragons.
Don’t worry about feeling broken or disconnected, because on our server, everyone is a little bit messed up. It’s like a support group, but with more explosions and pixelated animals. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of escapism and questionable coping mechanisms. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our blocky landscapes.
Our server is so social, even the Endermen have their own book club where they discuss the latest best-selling novel, “The Adventures of Steve and the Diamond Pickaxe”. And don’t even get me started on the parties! We throw raves in the Nether, beach bashes in the Ocean Monument, and even tea parties in the Mushroom Biome (don’t worry, the mushrooms are very polite).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent sheep and cows of the land? The choice is yours, my friend.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic underground dance parties, hosted by the one and only DJ Marshmellow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a realm where the best unpopular artist you know performs live concerts every night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! We’ve got so many crazy mods, you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? We got you, fam.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has been scientifically proven to cure dyskinesia in mice. That’s right, just by playing on our server, you’ll be erasing bad memories and feeling like a million bucks. Who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.