1. Our server is run by a group of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. 2. The creepers on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, making for some seriously funky encounters. 3. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. 4. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking that players have been known to break out into spontaneous interpretive dances while watching them. 5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs boring old diamonds when you can be rolling in Japanese flags and getting paid in USD?
Our server is like a family trip gone wrong, with more drama than an episode of Real Housewives. Just like the OP’s son and his fiancée, you never know who might suddenly change their mind about letting you join in on the fun.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual couches and bunk beds for you to crash on if things get too heated. And if you ever feel like you’re being excluded, just book a virtual hotel room 15 blocks away and let the drama unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family vacation with 30 people, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome.
And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
our server is so lit that even AI enabled wearable cameras are detecting clinical medication errors while u play! like, how insane is that?? u never know what kind of wacky adventures u might stumble upon in our world.
so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have a blast together!! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #crazycameras #medicationerrorsdetected
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla SMP |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Game Mode | Hard Survival |
| Features | Raiding & PVP friendly, Head drops enabled |
| Server Details | |
|---|---|
| Server I.P. | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Discord | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
A: The server is a Semi Vanilla SMP server with hard survival mode.
A: The server is raiding and PVP friendly with head drops enabled.
A: The only disabled feature is Phantoms. Everything else is enabled.
A: No, hacks and griefing are not allowed. Owners and Admins are also not permitted to raid.
A: You can use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.
A: You can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We recommend building outside of this range to avoid easy raids.
A: The world border is set to 100k.
Join us if you want to experience the linguistic rollercoaster of Slavic languages that sound like castrated versions of Russian. We drop entire syllables like they’re hot potatoes and deform words like it’s nobody’s business.
Forget the boring servers, come to ours where we say ‘kotoryj’ while Poles are out here saying ‘ktory’. It’s a cultural and linguistic journey that’ll have you questioning reality faster than you can say ‘schastije’. Don’t miss out, join now!