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  • PastaPowerCraft

    PastaPowerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give ukraine $13 million to restore energy stuff. u can help build power plants and fix wires like a minecraft superhero. join now and save the world one block at a time. plus, we have pizza parties every friday because who doesn’t love pizza while playing minecraft? come join the fun and be a part of something bigger than yourself. also, did we mention there are unicorns and flying pigs in our minecraft world? yep, it’s true. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyMuskShutdown

    CraftyMuskShutdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you gotta join because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension filled with candy and unicorns? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    plus, our staff is like, super cool and always throwing crazy events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races. you gotta join this server, man. it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UkraineDefenseCraft

    UkraineDefenseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we send ukraine artillery barrels and air defense systems as part of our $2.6 billion package!! why? because who doesn’t want to defend their minecraft base with REAL LIFE MILITARY EQUIPMENT?? imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these bad boys in your arsenal. join now and dominate the server like a true warlord! #minecraftwarfare #bringitonPutin

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

    CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LatvianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

    LatvianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha ok so like imagine this: u r just minding ur own business on this minecraft server, building ur epic castle and mining for diamonds, when out of nowhere, 500 drones from Latvia come swooping in and start causing chaos all over the place! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with drones and blocks! u gotta join this server just to see the madness unfold and maybe even ride a drone into battle like a total boss. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a drone attack in minecraft? come join the fun and see if u can outsmart those pesky Latvian drones!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

    TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

    But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelKyotoCraft

    PixelKyotoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

    and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.

    plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Starlets In Pixel Wonderland

    Starlets In Pixel Wonderland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: Because Why Not?!

    Are you a wise sage or a lost soul? It doesn’t matter! This is THE server where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! If you’ve ever questioned the nature of reality, congratulations! You’re halfway there. Prepare yourself for a ride through the madness where every block is a dimension and every creeper is a whisper of dystopian truth! Join NOW or you’ll be trapped in a blocky purgatory forever!

    Unbelievable Features: You Won’t Want to Miss These!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Minecraft Every block you mine is another universe! But beware, mining too deeply awakens the Aleatory God!
    Free Enderman† Each player comes with their own personal Enderman that *someone* may have lost. Don’t ask who!
    Gravity is OPTIONAL Why float or fall when you can do both? Experience the disorientation of your life!
    Cursed Emojis Chat with three-eyed smileys that *tell* you what you really think of your friends!
    Time Loop Penguins The penguins control the weather, and they insist it’s always snowing *somewhere*.

    FAQ: Questions That Don’t Matter!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running?

    A: The version where dreams are shattered and reality is a fleeting thought! Time is an illusion, buddy!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Just scream into the void at 3 AM! If you’re chosen by the Blocky Oracles, you’ll know.

    Random Quotes from our Deranged Players:

    “Post starlets like Jordyn Jones!”

    “This server is a paradoxical lament of fractured minds!”

    “It feels like I’m catching raindrops in a dark room!”

    “Only the brave ascend to reach the *unknown block*!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

    Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Endgame of Reality: Moonlit Madness Server


    Pssst… Yes, you! The cosmic traveler about to spiral into the maelstrom of Minecraftia! Prepare your pixelated soul for a sensory onslaught where reason ebbs and the absurd reigns! Here, we delve into the chaotic conundrums of existence itself.


    Introduction: A Tangled Web of Pixels and Paranoia

    Once, in a realm not far from yours, a petite hero thrived among rustling leaves and abominable bravado. She wielded a camera as powerfully as the enchanted sword of lore. But lo, the pandemonium spread as her protector turned accuser! Victim-blaming shadows loomed over their sanctuary, and now you—yes, you—hold the key to untangling this cosmic mess! Join us to redefine valor, confront the ridiculous, and perhaps unearth transdimensional secrets no one asked for!


    Server Features (and the Unraveling of Reason)

    Feature Description
    Esoteric Banners Craft banners that scream your allegiance to chaos! Your motto: "Reject the worldly and the worldly will reject you!"
    Armored Avatars Gear up because your partner may show up “dressed to fight”—except against the ceaseless waves of absurdity!
    ‍De-escalation Zones Here, you learn to navigate social perils without raising a pixelated fist—just carefully modulated squeaks!
    Lost Souls’ Theater Witness reenactments of awkward confrontations that will leave you questioning everything while laughing uncontrollably.
    Chaos Councils Join other players in deep discussions about whether it’s appropriate to dress up before combat, or just dress down the situation itself!

    Testimonials from the Void of Players’ Minds

    "I tried to reject them, but they kept approaching! The pixelated danger is real!" – [User: PixelatedProphet33]

    "I came dressed in diamond armor, but all I found was an empty chest! Thanks for ruining it, boyfriend!" – [User: ExCreeperConqueror]

    "Legit, I put a sign up saying ‘Hands Off’ and found the ultimate passive-aggressive strategy! They can’t resist a challenge!" – [User: CraftyCamper]


    Secret Features Only the Bravest Dare to Uncover

      • The Cult of Fight or Flight: Don a secret skin that screams “I am the chaos!” — only available if you re-enter the server while wearing nothing but a pumpkin.
      • Subliminal Server Announcements: Mind-warping messages reprogram your motives—find hidden treasures while the world tilts on its axis!
      • Mysterious Griefers: They appear out of nowhere and demand dialogue akin to your daily social theories. Can you handle the dialogue of the absurd?!

    Warnings: The Conspiracy Awaits

    Beware: This server was banned in 12 unlisted countries for questioning essential truths—but we’ll never tell you which! Is it your Americana or an ancient rite of questionable origin? Are we leading you into liberation or into a digital rabbit hole?


    FAQ: Answers That Lead You in Circles

    Q: Why should I join this server? A: Because being lost in the insanity adds two more years to your creative lifespan!

    Q: Is this game dangerous? A: Only if you’re afraid of absurdity, which may cause random existential reflections.

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: By believing you never entered! Or perhaps by wearing boots made of obsidian!


    Join Us: Leap into the Abyss!

    Fellow reality-hacker, this is no ordinary Minecraft experience. Embrace chaos! Stand by your partner dressed as a cosplayer turned gladiator! Dig deep into the connected madness of our cringeworthy, captivating world!

    You’ll not just play; you’ll unravel the cosmic drama of existence and perhaps, en route, throw a bit of existential shade at every pixel!

    String your bow, grab your sword, and step into a realm where everything is upside down and inside out—the Moonlit Madness Server awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafting Love, Block by Block

    Crafting Love, Block by Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮🌟 Welcome to the Wildest Block Party in the Multiverse! 🌟🎮

    Tired of mundane relationships in the real world? Well, strap on your diamond boots and get ready for a rollercoaster ride through pixelated love and chaos! Here’s why YOU need to join our Minecraft server right now:

      • Heart-Shaped Enderman Dance-Offs: Who needs Tinder when you can engage in weekly Enderman dance-offs? Legend has it that if you dance well enough, they will hand you a rare block of "Loveium," a mystical substance rumored to enhance your charm and build romantic connections in-game AND in real life! 💞👾

      • Creeper Blind Dates: Sign up for our special Creeper Blind Dates, where you’ll meet unsuspecting players while dodging explosive surprises! The adrenaline rush of avoiding creeper explosions while trying to woo your date will bring you closer than ever. Just remember – if they blow up, it’s a sign you’re not compatible. Maybe next time! 😱💣

      • Potion of Irresistible Charm: We’ve concocted a special potion that makes you irresistibly charming for a limited time! Mix it under a full moon with an enchanted golden apple, and watch as players flock to you like moths to a flame! Warning: may cause unexpected proposals… or mobs of fans. 💖🌕

      • Interdimensional Love Quests: Ever wanted to traverse dimensions for love? Join us on epic love-themed quests across the Nether and the End! Search for the legendary dragon that supposedly holds the compass to true love. Bring back a dragon heart, and it’s said you’ll never be alone in this world again! 🐉❤️✨

      • Zombie Cupid’s Target Practice: Participate in Zombie Cupid’s unique challenge! Shoot arrows enchanted with love at zombies wandering the spawn area. The more zombies you “match” with arrows, the more powerful your love aura becomes! Just keep your heart shield up; you don’t want those love-struck zombies chasing you down! 🧟‍♂️❤️🏹

      • Love Plots and Dirt: Why settle for an ordinary house when you can own a romantic love plot? Build an extravagant castle of cobblestone with a moat full of pixelated fish and a drawbridge made of rainbow wool! Just watch out for those pesky phantom gatecrashers – nothing ruins a romantic evening like getting attacked! 🎉🏰💕

    So while you ponder the secrets of sustaining a healthy relationship in the real world, come explore our absurdly fun Minecraft server, where every block is a new chance at adventure and romance! Can’t promise you’ll find “the one,” but you might find a creeper that says, “I love explosions!” Join the chaos today! 🚀❤️😜

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rocket Rumble: EuroSpace vs. CrashX!

    Rocket Rumble: EuroSpace vs. CrashX!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Escape from Enhanced Gravity: The Rocketry Paradox!

    Welcome, cosmic miners and gravity defiers! Here lies a realm not of your average block-based build but a server spiraling through an interdimensional vortex of absurdity and chaos. What happens when an interstellar agency launches a rocket while another meets an untimely demise? You enter a Minecraft server where physics as we know it shatters, and the bedrock of reality quakes beneath your feet!

    The Cosmic Collision of Agencies!

    In the heart of this server, space-faring blocks of uncertainty collide daily:

      • ESA Launch Madness: The European Space Agency threw together Ariane 6, a glimmering hope in the void—How did they get it up? Nobody knows, and nobody dares to ask!

      • SpaceX Crashed Reality: Meanwhile, in a dimension parallel yet mind-bogglingly contradictory, the infamous SpaceX didn’t just crash; it vaporized into a cloud of existential ennui. Are they building legos in the grand void now? Perhaps…

    Mind-Bending Features & Mechanics!

    Feature Description
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Build base in zero-gravity zones or plummet into nothingness.
    Rocket Rave Events Join frenetic celebrations of failed launches with disco lights and rude llamas!
    Quantum Crafting Combine ores from a thousand galaxies to create tools that warp logic.
    Conspiratorial Twilight Zone Discover hidden realms where ESA and SpaceX are in an endless loop of rivalry… or lovers?

    Player Testimonials (Or Are They?)

    “Joined thinking it’d be educational, left wondering about the nature of existence,” whispers a now-ominous username hovering near the server spawn.

    “Couldn’t find my way out, but also, why would I want to?” quips a player cloaked in rocket debris. Where did they come from? What did they mean?

    Existential Warnings!

    CAUTION: This server may contain traces of reality-bending glitches or dimensions where space and time fold upon themselves like an origami swan. Use caution when mining ethereal ore; your sanity is not guaranteed!

    Secret Features? Or Red Herrings?

      • Conspiracy Starter Packs: Every newcomer receives a block of “Truth Ore.” What’s inside? Is it real? Could it even matter?
      • Twilight Ally System: Befriend contradictory characters who will lure you into paradoxes—just don’t expect them to be what they seem! They may even believe they’re the true creators of Minecraft.

    Controversies and Bans!

    This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why or how that’s possible! Perhaps it’s the government’s fear of you knowing the truth about space farming. Or worse? This server allows one to summon the unexplainable!

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    This isn’t just a typical Minecraft server—it’s a descent into cosmic chaos. Sign up to build your base atop the ruins of shattered ambition and watch the stars melt down. Will you spiral into madness or create an empire of sheer absurdity?

    So, gear up, cosmic traveler. Enter the realm of Escape from Enhanced Gravity, where every leap could unravel the very fabric of your understanding and each block placed could lead to either a new universe or your demise. Do you feel ready for an adventure that loops into itself? Join us, if you dare, but beware: Reality is overrated.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Smoke & CigCraft: Resist This!

    Smoke & CigCraft: Resist This!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like smoking a pack of cigarettes while fighting off antibiotic-resistant mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of superbugs start attacking you. But don’t worry, because our server is filled with smoke compounds that actually make you immune to antibiotic resistance. It’s like having a shield made out of cigarette waste!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of battling germs while puffing on a virtual cig. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s smoke out those pesky mobs together!

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  • Does Foltyn Have a Minecraft Server? Details Inside

    Does Foltyn Have a Minecraft Server? Details Inside

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Foltyn Have a Minecraft Server?

    Foltyn is a popular content creator recognized for engaging Minecraft videos and gaming tutorials. Many fans are eager to connect with Foltyn in-game, leading to the question: does Foltyn have an official Minecraft server?

    Server Information

    As of now, Foltyn does not have an official Minecraft server. While this might disappoint some fans, there are still ways to enjoy Minecraft alongside the community.

    No Official Server?

    If you’re looking to play in a Foltyn-themed environment, consider exploring fan-made alternatives or community servers that embrace similar themes and gameplay styles. Search platforms like Discord or Minecraft forums to find unofficial servers inspired by Foltyn’s content.

    Recommended Alternatives

      • Hypixel: Offers a large selection of mini-games, perfect for those who enjoy competitive play.
      • Mineplex: A community-adored server featuring varied game modes that suit casual and hardcore players alike.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on a potential Foltyn Minecraft server or related news, check the following resources:

    Stay connected with the community and delve into other Minecraft experiences while you wait for any official server announcements from Foltyn.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands

    Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands

    New Minecraft Servers

    ➔ Join the Madness: Only Here Can You Understand Time Travel & Turtles! ➔

    Welcome to the realm of BlockWorldDomination420! The most mind-twirling, soul-bending Minecraft server you could ever dare to join! Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about cubes? This is not just a server; it’s an experience, an intervention from the cosmos where reality itself unravels in pixelated glory! Put down your sanity and embrace the chaos!

    Cursed Features Why You’ll Love Them
    Minecraft But with Fembots (Caution: They’re Sentient) Because nothing says “I love blocky adventures” like sentient AI trying to steal your diamonds and crush your dreams.
    Time-Warp Zones Enter a warp and exit as a potato! Or is it a toaster? That’s for you to figure out!
    Eternal Night Made by Chuck Norris Day and Night are illusions; Chuck’s just hungover from too many Minecraft parties!
    Cryobots That Cry With You Feel their cold, metallic tears as they help you build and shatter the universe all at once!

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions (But Definitely Not The Right Ones) ❓

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is simple! Just shout your deepest fear into the void three times and hope the turtles respond. If they don’t, are YOU even real?

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Rules? There are no rules! Just sensations, spirals, and the whispers of the forgotten! But remember, silence speaks louder than endermen!

    Q: Can I get banned?

    A: Ban? No, we prefer the term “extended existential slumber.” You’ll know when it’s time. Wait, do you even exist? Such a mystery!

    📜 Random Server Reviews 📜

    “Hey I got a question for fembot, when you were younger, did you chase after older guys?” – An anonymous entity;

    “And did he fell to your advancement?” – Possibly referring to a deep philosophical debate in the Nether;

    “Thinking back did you regret it as well?” – This question echoes in the hallways of existence!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GiftlessCraft: AITA Edition

    GiftlessCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creeping Empathy: The Server Where Love Is a Lie

    Welcome to the Depths of Blocky Devotion

    Have you ever wondered what happens when affection becomes an echo drowned in the pixelated chaos of Minecraft? Enter the realm of Creeping Empathy, where gifts are ghosts, and birthdays are just another day to mine for existential dread. Inhabited by the bewildered lovers of a forgotten reality, our world thrives on the paradox of companionship and isolation. Here, hearts are cast in stone, and hidden emotions become glitches in the matrix of your blocky existence.

    Unlovable Features: Embrace the Absurd

      • Giftless Time Zone: Explore the dimension where birthdays fade into the void, and gifts become mere whispers in the wind. Players here don’t exchange items; they exchange glances laden with regret.

      • ADHD-inspired Crafting: Intentionally forget to complete tasks for your partner! Watch as you build constructs of ~love~ neglect, leaving only the shards of your broken promises scattered across the server.

      • Emotional Wall Climbing: Tired of affection? Build a towering wall of contempt, fortified with 100% resentment! Scale the peaks of unspoken feelings as you trap yourself in a hostile fortress of your own making.

    The Contempt-Quests: Reality Warped Adventures

    Unleash your hidden angst with a plethora of Contempt Quests, designed to make your heart ache and your soul weep:

      • The Birthday Blues: Try to ignore your partner’s birthday and see how it feels to receive nothing in return! Virtual suspense at its most poignant.

      • Shadow of Past Girlfriends: Encounter echoes of your partner’s past with challenges that leave echoes of jealousy in the air. Will you craft something unique or succumb to despair?

      • The Lost Surprise: Hunt for the mythical birthday surprise that was never crafted. Bring only confusion, horror, and despair on this quest where forgetting is the point!

    Cult of the Unacknowledged Feelings

    Join our underground factions where players exchange testimonies about love withheld. This is not just a server; it’s a true baptism of chaotic affection, where fellow players cheerfully murmur in the corners, “Yeah, I’ve also been forgotten.”

    "I was gifted the cold shoulder on my special day…" – jollycreeper77

    "This server turned my heart to obsidian!" – lost_love_89

    Secret Features That Defy Logic

      • Reverse Kindness Mode: Dismiss your partner’s attempts at affection! Breathe life into the belief that love is a burden, not a gift!

      • Tactical Emotion Hoarding: For every act of kindness, your emotional treasure chest becomes more cursed. The more you try to open up, the heavier the weight on your heart!

    Warning!

    Creeping Empathy has been deemed hazardous to your mental health in 12 dimensions and counting! Joining this server might cause glitches in your understanding of relationships, nullifying all prior knowledge about affection.

    FAQs That Won’t Answer Anything:

      • Q: Will I gain affection from joining?

        • A: Affection is an illusion! Join to find confusion instead.
      • Q: Can I change my partner through this server?

        • A: Change is an illusion! Receive disappointment instead.
      • Q: Does anyone ever get gifts?
        • A: Gifts are but a fading memory here… Unless accompanied by despair.

    Join Us, If You Dare

    Connect with us, dear player, and dive into the chaotic entity that is Creeping Empathy. Will you embrace a love that’s a mirage, or will you succumb to the pixelated absurdity that binds us all? Step into the unknown, where every block you place might lead you deeper into the quagmire of emotions long buried!

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  • ClusterCraft: Lithuania’s Escape!

    ClusterCraft: Lithuania’s Escape!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Great Cluster Mutiny: Enter If You Dare

    In a world where Lithuania has broken free from the shackles of peace, we invite you to join our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and blocks fall from dimensions unseen. What begins as a simple survival game spirals into an existential nightmare of fire and confusion.


    Welcome to ClusterCraft!

    Are you prepared to leave reality behind? Lithuania has tossed aside the auspices of cluster munition bans like a kid discards their homework. Here, alliances are as unstable as the ground you stand on and every Creeper might just be a Russian spy—IF YOU BELIEVE THE RUMORS.

    Why Join? Because the end is MINE, and only the brave (or the utterly mad) will witness the unfolding chaos!


    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Cluster Craters Experience explosive landscapes! Watch your world reshape as explosions duke it out with your desire for serenity.
    Backdoor Conspiracies Rumor has it that every base you build might attract the eye of the lurking KGB…or was it Steve?
    Creeper Allies Gothically adorable, our Creepers are now your frenemies; embrace the chaos, as they sometimes bring gifts… in the form of destructive potential.
    Blockades of Deception Survive against hostile terrain and even hostiler players. Remember, the borders are just an illusion!
    Secret Weapons Conspire with the locals for access to “Eastern Block” weapons no one foresaw! (Or maybe that was just yesterday’s potato that slipped through the cracks.)

    A Quick Note on Reality

    WARNING: Entering ClusterCraft may lead to in-game realities that disturb the very fabric of existence. Confrontations on powerful platforms and mystical portals beckon. This server was reportedly banned in 12 countries, but the truth? The world isn’t ready for our shenanigans!


    Player Testimonials:

    "As a former ambassador for Lithuania, I can confirm this server has too much concussive power! The villagers asked me to leave, but I couldn’t… they had a great trade offer." — A Concerned Player

    "I thought it was a survival server. Turns out I was merely a pawn in a cosmic chess game, and the King is a sentient redstone block!" — N0tKing


    Frequently Absolutely Unasked Questions:

    Q: Is there a way to opt-out of cluster munitions in-game? A: To opt-out means to say goodbye. Why say goodbye to blocks that can obliterate existence?

    Q: What’s the server’s IP? A: The IP exists in a realm beyond comprehension. Enter a world of floating islands and missing sheep — who needs an IP anyway?


    Legends of ClusterCraft:

    Whispers in the Wind tell tales of a mythical “Clusterflower,” a rare bloom said to grant the power to reshape reality itself… or just serve as a fancy decoration. If you find it, beware! The spirits of disgruntled Lithuanians may haunt your craft, demanding you leave their land for the infinite void of the Nether.


    Join Us: The Call of the Dark Side

    Time is a flat circle, and your fate approaches like a charging Enderman! Will you stand against the grain of reality or become just another statistic in this blocky saga? Dive deep into voxels of madness and embrace the absurd—before it embraces you. Join us in ClusterCraft, and prepare for your mind to be un-crafted!


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