Foreign Assets MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

global affairs, sanctions, diplomatic relations, asset seizure, government actions

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

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BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

sanctions, forfeiture, legal requirements, financial regulations, financial reporting

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

territorial waters, maritime dispute, foreign policy, East China Sea, China

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST 😂😂😂

TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣

BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈

MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪

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SolarCraftMC – Powering Hospitals in Ukraine

public health, Ukraine, electricity generation, energy efficiency, Technology

LOL join this epic minecraft server and help us build a hospital powered by 6,000 solar panels in Ukraine! we need gamers with mad building skills to construct the biggest, baddest hospital in all of minecraft land. who needs redstone when you have solar power, amirite? plus, you’ll get to wear a doctor skin and heal all the pixelated villagers with your magical potions. come join the fun and save lives in the most lit way possible!

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PiCraftRational

number theory, mathematical theories, Mathematical logic, transcendental numbers, PiCraftRational

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can add a freakin’ irrational number to π and make it rational? Yeah, that’s right, we got some next level math shenanigans goin’ on here.

But that’s not even the craziest part, bro. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater redstone engineering. They build epic underwater cities and have a secret society dedicated to finding the lost city of Atlantis.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will follow you around like loyal companions.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your brain power and a sense of humor, because things are gonna get wacky up in here!

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AntsAmputateCraft

survival instinct, research, Communication, severing limbs, entomology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ants that can do life-saving amputations on injured players! like, imagine u fall off a cliff and break ur leg, these ants will come and chop it off to prevent infection. it’s like having tiny doctors in the game, but they’re ants. how insane is that?! plus, we got a whole colony of ants that can build u a sick base in no time. join now and experience the wild world of ant amputations in minecraft!

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Cakewalk: The Great Cake Battle of 1.19.2 with Clockwork and Minecolonies, Freshly Baked!

freshly, balance, Custom Recipes, Minecolonies, Magic

Server Overview

Description	Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure.
Features	Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from.
Main Mod List	View Mod List

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY
Can I create my own colony?	Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game.
Are there grace periods for new colonies?	Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server.

Chad’s BFF Minecraft Server

relationships, Virgin, friendship, Threesome, self esteem

Are you tired of being an ugly virgin in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a handsome, suave player who sweeps all the ladies off their blocky feet? You got it! Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies, no matter how unrealistic they may be. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

Dark, Minecraft, page-turner, anonymous author, suspects

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. They will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, which will grant you unlimited power and make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will challenge you to epic building competitions. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

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MomInLawMadness Minecraft Server

family gatherings, Conflict Resolution, generational gap, family dynamics, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!

Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!

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