lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as border guards helping poland keep out those pesky mobs from germany, greece, and finland! we build giant walls made of diamond blocks to keep them out and have epic battles with creepers and skeletons trying to invade our land. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot we find while patrolling the borders. come join the fun and protect poland from the mob invasion!
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BorderPatrolCraft Server
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PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!
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UkraineAidCutoffByTrump
so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’.
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GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server
lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!
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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN
join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!
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PixelPals Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that Blinken himself announced more than $400 million in humanitarian aid to Palestinians just to make sure they can join this server and experience the madness!imagine building your own pixelated empire while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. this server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun!
so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, who knows, maybe Blinken will announce even more aid just for you to have a blast on this server. let’s get crafting, gamers!
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Japan and Ukraine got together and signed some crazy agreement to support each other forever. well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got alliances from all over the world, bro. you can build your own little nation and make alliances with other players. it’s like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and be a part of this epic international community. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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CraftyUkraine700
u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!