FOREIGN AID Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftySAFundingCut

    CraftySAFundingCut

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

    BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

    watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

    join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAidShutdown

    CraftyAidShutdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

    we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

    plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

    CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

    SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you gotta join because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension filled with candy and unicorns? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    plus, our staff is like, super cool and always throwing crazy events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races. you gotta join this server, man. it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPalsCraft

    PixelPalsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.

    oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

    CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

    rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

    we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

    come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

    UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HungaryCraft: SwissAid Minecraft Server

    HungaryCraft: SwissAid Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where the eu cuts aid to hungary but switzerland is still payin cuz they know what’s up. like, who needs eu when u got switzerland holdin it down? come build ur own swiss bank in minecraft and stash all ur diamonds in there. plus, rumor has it that the swiss cows drop chocolate milk instead of regular milk. u gotta see it to believe it, join now and be part of the swiss revolution in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP