so, liek, u kno how sumtimes u just wanna build ur own world in minecraft, but then u get all these pesky lawmakers tryna tell u wat u can and cant do? well, not on this server, buddy! we got a state duma that votes to ban all those silly russian lawmakers from goin on unauthorized trips abroad. so u can build ur epic castle without anyone tellin u wat to do! join now for the ultimate freedom in minecraft land! #buildwithoutlimits #nomorelawmakers
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NoTravel4U, BlockParty, TravelBanCraft, LawmakerLands, VoteBanCraft, UnauthoTravel
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CraftyMarinePenRussia
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than russia cheering for marine le pen in a french election! we got crazy builds like the eiffel tower made out of cheese and a roller coaster that goes through the russian winter. our players are as wild as a bear on a unicycle and we have events crazier than a babushka breakdancing competition. join now for a party that will make you say “sacre bleu!”
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ChairCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where russia chairs the UN security council and ukraine is not even on the agenda because who needs ukraine when you can have russia ruling the world in blocky pixel form? come build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your fellow comrades, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your plans! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a team of russian bears wearing ushankas. join now and be part of the most politically incorrect minecraft server in the world! da, comrade!
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BritCraft Naval Patrol NK
come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane
come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!
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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server
Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!
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KyivCraft: Diplomatic Disaster
so, like, this server is so lit that even diplomats are dropping dead from excitement in Kyiv hotels just thinking about joining! like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will literally blow your mind and make you forget how to spell properly. join now and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and making friends with players from all over the world. who needs diplomacy when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? come join us and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town!
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RutteCraft: NATO Edition
lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUnite
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PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!
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EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?