come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down missiles from yemen like it’s no big deal. we’re so badass, we don’t even break a sweat when taking out those houthi ports. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but, like, in a fun way). join us now and show off your mad skills in surviving and thriving in this crazy world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a houthi, then maybe you will).
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YemenCraft Server: Missile Dodging Fun!
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Belarusian TerrorCraft Server
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.
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PompeoCraft: Nippon Steel Deal
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be a part of sum epic political drama? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got Mike Pompeo, yea, THE Mike Pompeo, advising on all da steel deals in da game. u can be part of da action, making alliances and backstabbing ur way to the top. join now for a wild ride of politics and steel in da virtual world. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame Pompeo.
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ZelenCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!
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DroneCraft: Ukrainian Training Zone
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where mysterious drones keep watch over ukrainians training in germany. why are they training? who knows, but it’s lit af.we got crazy builds like a giant potato that shoots lasers and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to control the drones and rule over the entire server.
plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes. one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the game with potatoes just for fun.
so come on over and join the madness. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server. just watch out for those drones, they’re always watching… 👀🥔🚀
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Democraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!
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HezDroneCraft: German Arrests
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!
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PutinsBlockParty
lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.
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CraftyEU Diplomat
lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??