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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5032 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉