foreign affairs Minecraft Servers

Foreign Affairs

  • CraftyCarney’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyCarney’s Minecraft Server

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    so, like, you know how there’s this new Canadian Liberal Party leader, right? his name is mark carney and he’s like, super cool and stuff. but get this, russian state media is all up in his business, like trying to target him and stuff. it’s like, whoa, why they gotta be so cray cray?

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got all the coolest mods and the dankest memes. like, seriously, you won’t find a better server out there. plus, we have this epic story about mark carney becoming the king of minecraft and battling against the evil russian state media. it’s like a movie, but in minecraft form.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun together! who knows, maybe mark carney himself will even make an appearance. wouldn’t that be wild?

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  • KremlinCritic Minecraft Server

    KremlinCritic Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, u kno this server is, liek, the bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz we got, liek, a Romanian Minister of External Affairs playin on here, he be droppin truth bombs and roastin the Kremlin like it’s no big deal. u wanna be part of that action, right?? plus, we got, liek, crazy stories goin on, like how Georgescu tried to join but got rejected and then the whole Kremlin got all salty about it. it’s a drama-filled soap opera up in here, u gotta see it to believe it. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where we straight up call out aggressor states and throw shade like it’s our job?? come join the fun, u won’t regret it, trust.

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build relations like china and canada but with more explosions and less diplomacy. we promise to treat you with mutual respect as long as you don’t steal our diamonds. our community is as tight as a panda hugging a bamboo tree, and we welcome all players with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then we’ll blow you up). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs international politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some epic structures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first).

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we blame UK for starting both world wars because they stole our diamonds and griefed our base! we kicked out two british diplomats from our virtual moscow and now we’re ready for some revenge in the form of blocky warfare! build your own russian empire and show those pesky brits who’s boss in this epic virtual battle of epic proportions! join now for a chance to win a virtual babushka doll filled with virtual vodka! let’s go comrades, for mother russia!

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  • RespectCraft Minecraft Server

    RespectCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?

    Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.

    So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?

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  • RoyalRuckus Minecraft Server

    RoyalRuckus Minecraft Server

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    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like totally pissed that King Charles welcomed Zelenskyy and Trudeau, like what even bro? It’s like a virtual world where u can build ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like in real life but without all the drama and Twitter rants. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. So, like, come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in this pixelated world of madness and mayhem!

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  • Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

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    So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

    First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. it’s like a party in your computer, dude!

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn dirt into diamonds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn gets its wings. how cool is that?

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, Trudeau says Canada will not back down, but we say come join the fun!

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  • Romania’s No-Rush Zone

    Romania’s No-Rush Zone

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    The Phantom Conflict of the Server From Beyond

    Welcome to an uncharted reality. Here, the pixelated landscape of our Minecraft realm is tipped into an abyss where the shadows of geopolitical strife loom, and every block you place is a new saga of intrigue.

    Manifestation of Conflict

    The Enigmatic Realm of Romania, where the Russian military attache is more than just a figure cloaked in layers of bureaucracy—he’s an unwelcome whispering voice, now declared persona non grata. But in this world, boundaries dissolve like sugar cubes in rain. Will you traverse the land where diplomacy meets chaos?

    Features You Never Knew You Needed

    Feature Description
    Mystery Blocks These blocks whisper secrets of political strife when mined. Beware!
    Protest Zones Parks of pixelated protests bloom unexpectedly. Handle with care!
    Ambassador Spawning Occasionally summon the “attache” to engage in blocky diplomacy.
    Phantom Raids Every 24 hours, a village might be raided by the ghosts of geopolitical tensions.
    Chaos Chess Arena Settle disputes with anarchic games of chess—a deep strategy for the deranged.

    Conspiracies Stacked Higher than the Nether

      • Ever wondered if villagers are secretly government agents? Or if passive mobs are spies from another realm? Explore the myths spun by those who roam this pixelated dystopia.
      • A rumor persists: this server was allegedly banned in 12 countries—but the question remains: was it the blocks or the banter that crossed the line?

    Testimonials from the Unwilling

    "I joined for the blocks but got pulled into a war of existential dread!"@CreeperCrisis69 "Best place to gather intel on the Ukraine situation while crafting an iron sword!"@PixelPuppetMaster

    Your Disturbingly Vague Questions Answered! (Sort of)

      • Q: Why is there a giant Kremlin-themed castle on the server?

        • A: Some say it’s a fortress of prosperity; others believe it’s a glowing beacon of nightmares.
      • Q: Is the End Dimension a metaphor for Russian expansionism?
        • A: All dimensions are open to interpretation—feel free to find your own truth!

    The Server’s Dark Warnings

    Enter at your own risk! Dungeon of Unspeakable Truths—a portal that leads to the unraveling narrative behind our realm’s existences. Forget logic, embrace the absurd!

    Secret Features

      • Occasionally, a Villager of Dissent will pop up, claiming to offer a potion for “thwarting the madness,” but beware—the effect may just be the unraveling of your sanity.

      • Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, an unholy alliance of mobs gathers to decide the fate of your investments—will you join their ranks or be declared unwelcome?

    Join the Chaos!

    Dare to forge your legacy among the pixelated ruins of self-serving diplomacy and absurd politics? Tap into your inner anarchist, but remember—here, when you mine for answers, you might just unearth your worst nightmares.

    Open your heart (but keep your eyes peeled)—the rabbit hole is deeper than it seems! What do you have to lose? Only your sanity. 💀

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