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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 912 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!
