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Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Towns Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2114

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Votes:	4555	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4015	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!