oh, and get this, the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who wants to be your friend. like, he’ll give you piggyback rides around the end and help you mine for diamonds. it’s, like, totally epic.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. so, like, if you join our server, you’ll be living in a magical wonderland of awesomeness.
so, what are you waiting for? join now before the evil forces of the nether try to take over and turn everything into lava. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!
Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!
| Welcome to Eldoria! |
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| We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3 |
| What to Expect: |
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| 24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long |
| Community built spawn |
| Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at! |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Proximity Chat |
| Magic mods |
| And a bunch of other mods to explore! |
Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!
I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server always open? | Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like. |
| Are there any specific mods on the server? | Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore! |
| Is the community welcoming to all players? | Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone. |
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